Your cellar's
grumpiest guardian
Track your wine collection, scan labels, relive your best wine moments, and let an opinionated troll tell you what to drink tonight.
Track your wine collection, scan labels, relive your best wine moments, and let an opinionated troll tell you what to drink tonight.
Manage your collection and focus on what matters most: Having a good time enjoying it.
Track every bottle with vintage, region, grape variety, ratings, tasting notes, and photos. List or grid view, your call.
Snap a photo of any wine label. On-device OCR reads it and auto-fills the details. No internet needed for scanning.
Record when, where, and with whom you enjoyed each bottle. Build a timeline of your wine life.
Share wine moments with friends. See what they're drinking, react with cheers, and discover new wines together.
See your collection by type, region, grape, vintage decade, and drinking velocity. Beautiful charts included.
Your data is yours. Export your entire cellar as JSON (with photos as ZIP) or share a formatted wine list.
Cloud AI that knows your cellar and isn't afraid to judge your taste.
A daily recommendation from your own collection, with a reason and a verdict.
Tell the troll what you're cooking. It picks the best match from your cellar.
Plan horizontal or vertical tastings with AI-curated flights from your bottles.
Photograph a restaurant wine menu. Get instant recommendations and comparisons to your cellar.
The Troll — your cellar guardian
Works offline. Cloud sync and social features are optional. You stay in control.
No ads, no analytics, no data selling. Your wine life is yours.
Your cellar lives on your device. Cloud sync is optional for cross-device access and social features. Servers are hosted in the EU and big tech will not judge your drinking behaviors.
Full account deletion from the app. One tap removes all your data from our servers.